funnies

I must write all these down before I forget.



From the girl: "I sing just like the girl on this song." Referring to her favorite Taylor Swift song. Telling her friend, Camryn. Although, in her opinion, Camryn did not sound like the girl.



"Mom, I'm afraid the fever is coming back." The fever being her sickness from the last two days. Poor girl was so sick. Mid-puking, "Mom, make it stop. It's yucky. Please! I don't like it!"



"Mom, I want some of your yummy lotion." Victoria's Secret lotion of course.



From the country boy: "Oday, I will watch the owympics wit you after I watch my horsey movie."



He runs around shooting guns all.day.long.



"If you don't let me ______ then I won't may-ee (marry) you." This one works a little better on Gracie than me. Or "If you don't let me ______ then I won't be your mommy." funny boy. And the newest, "If you don't let me _____ then I won't let you make my hair spiky." And he tells Coleton he won't be his best buddy.